The Players

Bio time.  Plain and simple.  These are the fantasy aristocrats of Bust a Salary Cap.  They are fellow league members who appear in our blog posts.  Just in case not everyone knows who's who.

Alias:  Mr. Glass
Profession:  Poker Player
Fantasy Skill:  Data Analyst (Spreadsheet Making)
Quote:  "I just need to put my shoes on."
 Bio:  When not card sharking all over the world from London to Dubai, he's excessively breaking down stats, giving J-Smi grief, and blogging about it.

Alias:  J-Smi
Profession:  Investor
Fantasy Skill:  Strategic Theorist (Over thinking fantasy transactions)
Quote:  "Dominos? Yea, this is Jeff again."
Bio:  When not maximizing returns for millionaires and managing the finances of some of the largest estates in the world, he's spending 3 months deciding if he can drop Baron Davis because "at least he gets 1 steal per game".

Alias:  Dark Mounty
Profession:  Slave
Fantasy Skill: Foundation Expert (Solid Draft, never make another move)
Quote:  "What fantasy league?"
Bio:  When not justifying the cost of your IT department, he's trying to remember the URL for the fantasy league. 

Alias:  Charlton Cha
Profession:  Apple Quality Control (iPhone division)
Fantasy Skill:  Wealth Manager (Overpaying in Auction Drafts)
Quote:  "You're my f*cking birthday"
Bio:  When not 'testing the durability' of the new iPhone by spiking it onto cement, he's mortgaging his house to buy Kevin Durant for $250,000.

Alias:  Crime Dog
Profession:  Eskimo
Fantasy Skill:  Strategy Analyst (All-Center Team)
Quote:  "Let's get weird."
Bio:  When not snow shoeing, he's calling Dark Mounty to get the URL for the fantasy league.


Alias:  Z
Profession:  Bills Fan Club President
Fantasy Skill:  Socialite (Only have big name players)
Quote:  "Let me be truthful with you..."
Bio:  When not fielding calls from satisfied customers, he's finishing 'first loser' year after year.

Alias:  Big Cass
Profession:  Movie Critic
Fantasy Skill:  Acquisition Manager (Excessive Pickups)
Quote:  "Yes, I will 100% be there... You can count on me."
Bio:  When not giving Gene Siskel cancer, he's abusing waiver systems to field a team entirely built off of free agency.