Warner Undergoes Hip Surgery to Improve Quality of Life in Golden Years

Senior citizen and former NFL MVP Kurt Warner recently announced he underwent elective hip surgery to repair the long ailing joint. “It’s something I’ve been debating doing for a long time,” said Warner, “I’ve never been big on doctors, so I’ve been avoiding it for years. But after a lot of discussion with my family, I knew it was finally time.” The war injury, suffered in battles of decades past, was debilitating to the extent that it was preventing Warner from participating in his favorite leisure activities. “It was getting uncomfortable enough that I couldn’t do the things I like to do with my family and my friends over at Tranquil Meadows Retirement Home.” Warner added, “That’s not the way I want to spend my twilight years.” His doctors have said that once he’s fully recovered from the procedure, Kurt can return to his admirably active lifestyle, clearing him to participate in his favorite hobbies, including shuffleboard, square-dancing, golf, and quarterbacking a professional football team.