Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to opening day of Bust A Salary Cap! We're the world's newest sports blog, and soon to be the sickest mother fucker of all time. Our mission is to bring you sports commentary and analysis with everything you want, like humor, sweet stats, and fantasy tips, and without the things you don't want, like obnoxious east coast bias, Stephen A. Smith shouting at you, or snooze-inducing social dialogue.
If you like sports, laughing, and things that don't suck shit, then this is the website for you. We guarantee you'll be more satisfied than CC Sabathia at an all you can eat buffet. We promise that our adroit analysis will electrify you like a Michael Vick pit bull. We assure you that our sports insights and observations will make your knees buckle harder than Jake Delhomme's in an important game. In short, this blog will make you jizz in your pants.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the sports related musings of 3 badass G's from the hard streets of the Pacific Northwest. If you don't, we may just have to bust a salary cap in your ass.
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