Quarterback Controversies

There are some interesting stories surfacing from the NFL offseason. Here's a few of my personal favorite quarterback story lines.

Jay Cutler injures ego during Trading Camp


Jay Cutler is officially the NFL's biggest cry baby. Despite, playing in as many NFL playoff games as me (zero), he feels he deserves the "untouchable" tag. He is apparently pissed off because the Broncos included him in a recent offer for Matt Cassel. Welcome to the NFL, Jay. Now, take off the diapers, put away the crayons, and learn to potty like a big boy. When you turn 13, you'll look back and realize that this is all just part of pro sports.




Arizona chooses cellar dwelling... again



The Arizona Cardinals are unwilling to spend the money to keep Kurt Warner in the desert. Are people honestly surprised by this? This is the fucking Cardinals, folks. You think they go to the playoffs once a century because the desert is hot, the air is too dry, or the NFC west is too competitive? Nope, it's because the front office is full of apes. And by apes, I mean fucking morons. So, no, they aren't going to keep Kurt even though he only wants a 2-year contract. If I was a fan of the mighty Super-Cardinals, I'd load up on narcotics and prepare for the Matt Leinart era.




Kansas City lands a new QB that they can't protect



Matt Cassel is going where quarterbacks go to die, Kansas City. Congratulations, Matt! I'd rather masterbate with sandpaper than start at tackling dummy, er, Quarterback for the Chiefs.